This is an example of what NOT to do when a tsunami hits!! Going back to our roots of fun music we got Christoph of Ska-Punk band The Wrecktals and his solo stuff Slut to spit some vox on this.
lyrics
Radical! Gnarly! was the vocab of Charlie
Shaggy blonde hair and shaped like Chris Farley
Slept on the beach with sand in his crack
peeling off the skin from the sunburn on his back
Charlie lived in a fort made out of drift wood
wanted to be a pro but never was that good
he had a dream since he was a teen
to have his face on the cover of transworld magazine
What's with this ground shake?
It was an earthquake!
That was bogus dude!
9.8 magnitude!
What was that?!
Spike said he saw a wave coming from out back
He was like
"Dude I'm gonna shred it!"
and I'm like
"Dude You liar"
And he's like
"Dude imagine if I did it?!"
and I'm like
"tubular!"
The sound in the air made a mental distortion
he saw a tsunami of massive proportions
His friends always beat him in the competition
But now was his chance to become a legend
Look in the water!
That's a huge wave!
I'm gonna ride it!
"You're fucking crazy dude!"
He charged that overhead swell
that 90 foot monster straight outta hell
When he stood up he knew he needed more wax
He started burning house when he hit the glass axe
WIPEOUT!
credits
from Welcome to Periodicity,
released October 23, 2012
Christoph Leon - Guest Vox
Katie + Nadine - Pots and pans
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